Thursday, August 23, 2007

My car is flamin', which makes me a flamer!

On the way home from work last night I was briefly behind a car with personalised numberplates. The numberplates read FLAYMIN.

I actually laughed out loud. Ah, the hilarious tragedy of young Asian men with an incomplete grasp of English slang. I felt like pulling up beside him and calling out, "Honey, I hate to disappoint you, but "flaming" doesn't mean what you think it means."

Of course it could be that he was gay. But I doubt it. I've yet to meet a gay man who would be caught dead behind the wheel of a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Nudity on the Bounty

Via Paul Up Late, I had a look at Mutiny on the Bounty's blog. It's a unique mix of Greek travelogue and gay porn, so if you're interested in either of those things (or, even better, both) it's well worth a look.

However I'm having a hard time getting over the name. I keep envisioning the father and son from the Telstra broadband ads...

Dad: What do we need to look up on the broadband for your homework, son?

Son: The teacher says we need to find out about Fletcher Christian and the mutiny on the Bounty.

Dad: Okay, well, we'll just type "mutiny on the bounty" into the search engine, and... ooh, look, there's an entire blog about it! I'll just click on the link and... AAARRRRGGGG!!!!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Still no good at being gay



Everyone else's caption: Hot boys asleep in the sun.

My caption: The scene of the St Valentine's Day Twink Massacre of 1929.