And to think I used to have standards

One of the most direct, unambiguous URLs on the internet is http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/. It contains photos of hot chicks with douchebags... surprising as that may seem. It proves, if there was ever any doubt, that hot chicks are mystifying attracted to oily, selfish, narcissistic men.

Of course, it's a bit easier to understand the attraction if the douchebags are hot.

Exhibit A.



Exhibit B.



Exhibit C.



Are they douchebags? Assuredly. Would I want to spend any time talking or listening to them? Hell no! Would I ride them like a bunch of steroid-abusing mechanical bulls if the opportunity, and rohypnol, presented themselves? I have to heave a deep sigh and admit that yes, I probably would.

Hot chicks and gay men - not so different after all.