There's no need to be rude... unless it's fun.

More recent GMM (Grammar Merits Mangling) taglines for your edification:

mmmm WHATS OUT THERE?
Apostrophes! Free apostrophes for all!

look for casual sex
Is that an order? Well, if you insist. Just let me finish writing this blog post before I start looking, okay?

Hi..........
It's not a good sign when your conversation skills fail you one word into a tagline.