Ahhhhh...
That sound you hear is me giving a lonely, pathetic little sigh of longing.
That other sound you hear is me giving a lonely, pathetic little sigh of longing significantly coloured with rampaging lust. AhhhhhGrrr!!!
Plus I really like those sheets and the matching pillowcases.
Hmmm. I guess I really am gay after all.
5 comments:
Who is this David, after all?
I'd like to say that he came free with the sheets, but sadly few bedding retailers are that generous.
Is there indeed a business opportunity here? :)
Possibly. If we subcontract the Raelians to clone a few million of him, we could completely blitz the bedding market for lonely single women and gay men across the globe!
You work things out with the Raelians, and I'll work on our advertising jingle.
Um, what rhymes with "lickable"?
I'd say hire Kaminoans to do the cloning, and a Raelian consultant to select the best samples and provide for training methodology.
Another option is to hire Elbonians. Could be even cheaper. I'll draft a business plan :)
flick a bl-
Post a Comment