The reason why I'm feeling stressed today.

There's nothing quite like the feeling you get when an advanced spam bot hijacks your email account then sends cunningly personalised spam to every guy with whom you've ever flirted, chatted, rejected or been rejected by. All of these relationships, some held in a delicate detente, are suddenly ambushed by a computer program that leaps into them like a large, brainless dog bounding into a pond full of sleeping flamingos.

Make that a large, brainless, EVIL dog.