So much for my own grand designs

Maybe it's just because I'm not getting any, but watching Grand Designs last night I noticed, not for the first time, that Kevin McCloud is kinda hot. A little on the elderly side, maybe, but still good looking, passionate about his field of interest, and rather obviously gay.

So of course when I read a little about him on the internet, in order to find out what sort of boytoy he's shacked up with, I discovered that he's straight. And married. And father to five children.

A gay man with a wife might be simply maintaining a convincing beard. But a man with a wife and five kids? Nobody is that closeted.

Did I mention that I have the worst gaydar in human history?