Professionalism is creeping into many areas of life, even the world of sleazy anonymous gay sex. Witness this tagline from a bloke in Sydney calling himself man-lover on gaymatchmaker.com.au.
i have a profesional ass and am always horny
Note to self: create a Sex CV, then pull an excerpt from it to use as my tagline. Perhaps "I bring a sense of dedication and enthusiasm to every position" or "I am an effective team player".
What is a professional ass, anyway? Is it pin-striped? Is it more efficient than an amateur ass, or does it just get paid more? Is it required to hold to a higher Standard of Practice, or does it just have to be ISO-9000 certified? Does it have an enforcable Code of Ethics? Is it affected by anti-discrimination and equal opportunity legislation?
Personally, I question the professionalism of any ass that doesn't even know how to spell "professional".
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