I thought gay men were supposed to be good communicators?

Recent taglines on gaymatchmaker.com.au, annotated for ease of comprehension:

DISCREET GAY GUY LOOKING FOR HOT RAUNCHY SEX
IF YOU’RE SO DISCREET WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Im new Need to be tort what to do....
Okay. Step one, activate your spellcheck…

can i spoil u
Yes, you can. By using the shift key. Apparently that’s a lot to ask, but it seems I'm high maintenance.

bi couris 28 yr old perth guy
This goes beyond bad spelling. It’s closer to good anti-spelling. I’d go so far as to say excellent anti-spelling. Somebody buy that man a drink!