More cream of the crop

Further recent taglines at GMM, annotated for your pleasure:

Bi married guy looking for sensuous times
Translation: creepy middle-aged man who wants to do everything that stops just short of sex so that if his wife finds out he can claim it isn't adultery.

Hot Guy seeks Hot Guy for Hot Times
Also seeks Hot Thesaurus.

big guy who fucks good!
Actually, I'm pretty impressed that someone managed to distill the essence of what most guys on GMM are looking for into five syllables. Here's lookin' at you, bgwfg!